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Joy Full Weekend..!!

joy full week end

1] The first rule of investing is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the fist rule!

2] The market is weird. Every time one guy sells, another one buys, and they both think they’re smart.

3] Sometimes your best investments are the ones you don’t make.

4] Profit is only made after all your positions are closed

5] Money is always there, but the pockets change.

6] Stock Split: When your ex-wife and her lawyer split all your assets equally between themselves.

7] Bull Market is a random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.

8] Bear Market is a 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry and the husband gets no sex.

9] The safest way to double your money is to fold it and put it in your pocket.

10] Always play with other people’s money!

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